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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
It's a ninja. Once my friend and I were in his server in the hidden lake when a Rex drops down from the cliff. Takes down our stego and nearly kills our own Rex. However, it took down my very first tame. His name was "U sux", a parasaur. I will never forget him.
Owen: Weโre gonna need more teeth.
Raptors: *intensely chewing on Indominus Rex in background*
*Next scene*
*intense yeeting of the glowstick*
Rex: YEAAAAAA BUDDY
Indominus: OH H*LL NAW
Rex and Indo: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Mosa: QUIET DOWN
Rex: WaNt A sNaCk MoSa BrO?!
Mosa: *CHOMP*
The End
I tries to do a trap with outdoors and it ist work,lol๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
This my pet daisy sheโs a dog OH MY GOD THATS NOT A DOG
Don't run, just use Ebola and trank Arrows.
Me: REEX RUNN
Freind: Donโt move Rexโs only see things that move
Tribe log: Idiot died by a Rex
Donโt believe Jurassic park guys
Ran out of tranq arrows halfway through.... Punched it unconscious.
I used to have a Rex and I named him RexBoxOne and then I said how do I play this
Everyone says to bola your friend and runโฆ. I donโt have any friends so I js bolad mself
Just found a 150 pitch Black male on Lost Island. It doesn't get any cooler than this. I'm currently standing on a cliff tranqing it.
Pray for me.
When the Rex roared It said my raft defacated
I was taking a level 100 and 45 and then guess what happened he got out his trap I do not know what happened and he just ran away and I was going back to my base to pick up my cryopod and he was gone I checked my timing list I went to click it and then it just it deleted him off my team list please comment down below and tell me commands to help me find him in ark survival evolved
Donโtโฆ move -Allen grant
When u r chilling and watching a rex and bronto fight then the rex kills the bronto and then turns back towards you....
noob. hey is that a dilo
me. no
noob. runs to it to tame it
me. Jim stay here
noob. why
me. that's a rex
noob. no it's a dilo
me. no it's not Jim
noob. yes it is
me. ok go tame it
noob. ok
(noob runs to it to tame it)
(noob runs back being chased by the rex)
me. bolas noob and walks away
noob. hey help
me. I told you Jim
noob. HELP
hi my real name is chloe and I'm 10 years old
and in 4th grade bye. have a good 2026
Me:sees a pink and green Rex
Me:๐ฑ๐ฑ A PREHISTORIC BARNY ๐ฑ๐ฑ
To tame a Rex bring darts and bolas first bola ur friend then realize u don't have enough darts third run and leave ur friend there
Just beat it with your fists until it submits
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I saw a prehistoric barny...help me.