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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Real men stand toe-to-toe with the beast, sturdy armor and trusty club, and beat it into submission with brute force. I don't, I tranq from my quetz when I can't get to a pen, but that's what real men would do.
Nobody move a muscle
I don't suggest hiding in the bathroom when encountering a rex it won't turn out well.
Run and shoot is very good, till u ran out of stamina
Pro: wanna come with me to hunt a Rex
Me: will a shotgun do it
Pro: yeah as long as theyโre low level
Pro: (finds Rex)
Me: (bolas pro and runs)
Pro: I kill u
Me: lolollol no the Rex is gonna kill u
I killed 7 of these around my house, my parasaur with 11444 melee shredded them, one had a child so I tamed it.
Owen: Weโre gonna need more teeth.
Raptors: *intensely chewing on Indominus Rex in background*
*Next scene*
*intense yeeting of the glowstick*
Rex: YEAAAAAA BUDDY
Indominus: OH H*LL NAW
Rex and Indo: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Mosa: QUIET DOWN
Rex: WaNt A sNaCk MoSa BrO?!
Mosa: *CHOMP*
The End
It's a ninja. Once my friend and I were in his server in the hidden lake when a Rex drops down from the cliff. Takes down our stego and nearly kills our own Rex. However, it took down my very first tame. His name was "U sux", a parasaur. I will never forget him.
Me: REEX RUNN
Freind: Donโt move Rexโs only see things that move
Tribe log: Idiot died by a Rex
Donโt believe Jurassic park guys
Ran out of tranq arrows halfway through.... Punched it unconscious.
Just found a 150 pitch Black male on Lost Island. It doesn't get any cooler than this. I'm currently standing on a cliff tranqing it.
Pray for me.
Ok guys if you saw my other comment rap, then up this for a rex one!
When the Rex roared It said my raft defacated
Make sure you have darts and not arrows
Get your gun and run it just saw me ahhhhhhh lord have mercy
When u r chilling and watching a rex and bronto fight then the rex kills the bronto and then turns back towards you....
๐น๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐น๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐
Me:sees a pink and green Rex
Me:๐ฑ๐ฑ A PREHISTORIC BARNY ๐ฑ๐ฑ
Just beat it with your fists until it submits
To tame a Rex bring darts and bolas first bola ur friend then realize u don't have enough darts third run and leave ur friend there