Rex
Me flying around ; hey look an alpha Rex! Let’s get a trap set and tame…

Me flying around ; hey look an alpha Rex! Let’s get a trap set and tame it!

Rex ; *looks at me *

Me ; *is stupid and get off max level griffin to shoot it trying to show off but ps4 battery dies *

Also plug in your controllers kids. Oh and R.I.P pumpkin!

More Rex Funny Tips

3513 points 😂 Funny Oct 6, 2016 Report

Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.

Step 2- Don't be a pansy

Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man

3225 points 😂 Funny Nov 17, 2016 Report

Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......

1972 points 😂 Funny Apr 24, 2020 Report

If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.

1289 points 😂 Funny Aug 17, 2021 Report

Real men knock it out with a slingshot

2328 points 😂 Funny Mar 11, 2017 Report

If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?

2317 points 😂 Funny Oct 5, 2016 Report

There once was a rex called Paul,

Who stood about 15 feet tall,

Use tranq arrows or darts,

Straight to his heart or

You'll struggle to tame him at all.

1412 points 😂 Funny May 19, 2020 Report

If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run

1047 points 😂 Funny Apr 30, 2021 Report

Rex: I’m the king of ark!

Giga is now online

Rex is now offline

1298 points 😂 Funny Nov 23, 2019 Report

Run Jurassic park lied it had excellent eye sight

1719 points 😂 Funny Jan 13, 2017 Report

You don't have to be faster then the Rex just faster then your tribe mate.