Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Tap on this message to be thoroughly annoyed, then just scroll down alot.
Good job.
Meep
Meepmeep
baseball bat I choose you
*baseball bat noises*
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Screee screee i now take ur knee
And now spot the differences
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Dont forget ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ
Meepmeep im not a sheep
Less words :
More Rex Funny Tips
Real men knock it out with a slingshot
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes canโt see you if you donโt move. I saw it in a movie once.
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
How to ruin any rexโs day
1. Turn on creative mode
2. Go to The Dead Island
3. Find the rex
4. Agro a bunch of animals
5. Lead them all to the rex
6. Get to the bottom of the rexโs feet
Now the animals will attack you but would only injure the rex
7. Laugh manically as the rex has the worst day of their life
Long live the king
There once was a rex called Paul,
Who stood about 15 feet tall,
Use tranq arrows or darts,
Straight to his heart or
You'll struggle to tame him at all.
If you happen to encounter this creature with a tribe member, get your trusty bola. Bola your tribe member and run ?
Rex: Iโm the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
Don't be a wimp and use your fists