
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: REEX RUNN
Freind: Donโt move Rexโs only see things that move
Tribe log: Idiot died by a Rex
Donโt believe Jurassic park guys
P.0.v me when a Rex is chasing me
Me:hi
Rex:Im gonna eat you
Me:but why
Rex:I donโt know I was designed like this
Me:oh
Rex:ima eat you now
I tries to do a trap with outdoors and it ist work,lol๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Ran out of tranq arrows halfway through.... Punched it unconscious.
Don't run, just use Ebola and trank Arrows.
This my pet daisy sheโs a dog OH MY GOD THATS NOT A DOG
Everyone says to bola your friend and runโฆ. I donโt have any friends so I js bolad mself
Just found a 150 pitch Black male on Lost Island. It doesn't get any cooler than this. I'm currently standing on a cliff tranqing it.
Pray for me.
When the Rex roared It said my raft defacated
Just wait until you FINALLY knock a very high level one out and you donโt have meat and all the Dinoโs were killed and eaten by it and you know that if you run to your base and back itโll be awake again
I used to have a Rex and I named him RexBoxOne and then I said how do I play this
Donโtโฆ move -Allen grant
When u r chilling and watching a rex and bronto fight then the rex kills the bronto and then turns back towards you....
noob. hey is that a dilo
me. no
noob. runs to it to tame it
me. Jim stay here
noob. why
me. that's a rex
noob. no it's a dilo
me. no it's not Jim
noob. yes it is
me. ok go tame it
noob. ok
(noob runs to it to tame it)
(noob runs back being chased by the rex)
me. bolas noob and walks away
noob. hey help
me. I told you Jim
noob. HELP
hi my real name is chloe and I'm 10 years old
and in 4th grade bye. have a good 2026
Me:sees a pink and green Rex
Me:๐ฑ๐ฑ A PREHISTORIC BARNY ๐ฑ๐ฑ
To tame a Rex bring darts and bolas first bola ur friend then realize u don't have enough darts third run and leave ur friend there
Just beat it with your fists until it submits
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I saw a prehistoric barny...help me.
Be me in a solo tribe, need Rex for broodmother, go out, find 200 lv female rex, dies inside, try to traq it, it's out, in water, does not die while underwater, names it fish,