Real men stand toe-to-toe with the beast, sturdy armor and trusty club, and beat it into submission with brute force. I don't, I tranq from my quetz when I can't get to a pen, but that's what real men would do.

Nobody move a muscle

This my pet daisy she’s a dog OH MY GOD THATS NOT A DOG

I don't suggest hiding in the bathroom when encountering a rex it won't turn out well.

Pro: wanna come with me to hunt a Rex

Me: will a shotgun do it

Pro: yeah as long as they’re low level

Pro: (finds Rex)

Me: (bolas pro and runs)

Pro: I kill u

Me: lolollol no the Rex is gonna kill u

It's a ninja. Once my friend and I were in his server in the hidden lake when a Rex drops down from the cliff. Takes down our stego and nearly kills our own Rex. However, it took down my very first tame. His name was "U sux", a parasaur. I will never forget him.

Owen: We’re gonna need more teeth.

Raptors: *intensely chewing on Indominus Rex in background*

*Next scene*

*intense yeeting of the glowstick*

Rex: YEAAAAAA BUDDY

Indominus: OH H*LL NAW

Rex and Indo: Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

Mosa: QUIET DOWN

Rex: WaNt A sNaCk MoSa BrO?!

Mosa: *CHOMP*

The End

noob. hey is that a dilo

me. no

noob. runs to it to tame it

me. Jim stay here

noob. why

me. that's a rex

noob. no it's a dilo

me. no it's not Jim

noob. yes it is

me. ok go tame it

noob. ok

(noob runs to it to tame it)

(noob runs back being chased by the rex)

me. bolas noob and walks away

noob. hey help

me. I told you Jim

noob. HELP

hi my real name is chloe and I'm 10 years old

and in 4th grade bye. have a good 2026

Me: REEX RUNN

Freind: Don’t move Rex’s only see things that move

Tribe log: Idiot died by a Rex

Don’t believe Jurassic park guys

Ran out of tranq arrows halfway through.... Punched it unconscious.

Don’t… move -Allen grant

Just found a 150 pitch Black male on Lost Island. It doesn't get any cooler than this. I'm currently standing on a cliff tranqing it.

Pray for me.

When the Rex roared It said my raft defacated

Run and shoot is very good, till u ran out of stamina

When u r chilling and watching a rex and bronto fight then the rex kills the bronto and then turns back towards you....

Me:sees a pink and green Rex

Me:😱😱 A PREHISTORIC BARNY 😱😱

𝑹𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒎𝒆𝒏 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒂 𝑹𝒆𝒙 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒇𝒊𝒔𝒕

Just bring like 50 max level moschops it won't stand a chance

Who said name it fluffy trick a tribe to think it's a

peaceful dinosaur and then kill them with it hahahaha that's so evil I did that and it works now I have 2 rexes called fluffy and biscuit

Just beat it with your fists until it submits