Real man fights it with bare fist and cooked fish meat

Rex see you

Rex mean too you

You do what must be done

Rex fight begun

Rex roar

You paddle with raft & oar

Rex hate you

Rex ate you

You sad

Rex not mad

You mad

You find yo’ dad

And Rex run

Giga kill Rex with frickin gun

Rex be dead

Giga be fed

That was Rex song

- pro27king28

Shower him with arrows and hope then get your house destroyed

P.0.v me when a Rex is chasing me

Me:hi

Rex:Im gonna eat you

Me:but why

Rex:I don’t know I was designed like this

Me:oh

Rex:ima eat you now

Use the toilet! It's your only defense. Trust that one guy in Jurassic Park.

CARNIVORE MEETING!

Rex:Hey guy-

Raptor,Carno,Mosa,ect:AYYY ITS THE BLIND MAN

Rex:Guys, I have good eyesight. Stop joking about that stupid movie.

Carno:Heh. Never gets old. But you do, like, you're way too popular.

Raptor: ...

Rex: Hey, atleast I dont have arms that are 2 inches wide!

Carno:ITS CALLED EVOLUTION!

[Carno and Rex are having an argument]

Raptor: So uh...who's probably the most unfavored carnivore?

Tapjera:Ms.

Everyone but Rex and carno: Who are you again?

Ptero:This guys a sick copy of me. Just...look at him! Wings and all!

Tap:Atleast I'm faster!

[Rex and carno are still having an argument]

Giga:Sup nerds.

[They stop fighting]

Ferofox:WHO YA CALLIN A NERD, HUH PUNK? HUH??

Giga:Shuttup you bootleg Jerboa.

Jerboa:Did someone say my name?

[Akward staring]

Jerboa:Ill....just go now..hehe..

Quetz: Hey guys!

Flyers:EW ITS A GOOFY WIDE PTERO

Quetz:Why does everyone hate me? I CAN CARRY THE MOST, YKNOW!!

Raptor:Nobody cares about weight these days. It just matters on health, damage, and speed.

Pego:You guys forgot about Mehee!

Everyone:WE WISH WE DIDDDDDDDDD

Dilo:A

Everyone(again):A

Giga:ENOUGH. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEETING!

A MEETING FOR POPULAR CARNIVORES.

Otter:Gday mates, I just cought maiself ah blahddy Saman, eh?

Rex:Why are you french?

Everyone: BAHAH

Shadowmane, Rockdrake, Yuty, Dire wolf and bear, Karkinos, Reapers, ect:ARE WE A JOKE TO THIS???

Everyone else: Yes.

God this took a long time to type, thanks for reading it all. From, the legendary, Beanzies.

Die die die! It won’t die! I’m going back to Minecraft!

What do you call a dinosaur from England

A Tea-Rex

So I was playing with my friend and a Rex ran at us my friend hit me with a bola and ran the Rex ran past me and attacked my friend

Step 1: craft boomerang

Step 2: bola friend

Step 3: find ledge

Step 4: LEEEEEEERRROOOOOY JENKINS

step 5: wash yourself in the blood of the Rex

or die a lot and have your friend be mad at you

I used to have a Rex and I named him RexBoxOne and then I said how do I play this

Real men use a rifle with tranq darts and kibble to get the best effectiveness

Don't run, just use Ebola and trank Arrows.

Rex: I WILL KILL YOU ALL-

Spinosaurus has entered the chat.

Rex has left the chat.

I was taking a level 100 and 45 and then guess what happened he got out his trap I do not know what happened and he just ran away and I was going back to my base to pick up my cryopod and he was gone I checked my timing list I went to click it and then it just it deleted him off my team list please comment down below and tell me commands to help me find him in ark survival evolved

Everyone says to bola your friend and run…. I don’t have any friends so I js bolad mself

Breed these with raptors. Legend says their offspring will attack anything you point a laser pointer at.

Giga:your weak

Rex:I’m you

Hi

You can use the normal darts or arrows. But the fastest way to tame a Rex .

Get under its belly as fast as you can and rub its belly, instant tame :) all you new player try it out and you'll be riding like a king like us vets !!

This my pet daisy she’s a dog OH MY GOD THATS NOT A DOG