Real man fights it with bare fist and cooked fish meat

Don't run, just use Ebola and trank Arrows.

Everyone says to bola your friend and run…. I don’t have any friends so I js bolad mself

Use the toilet! It's your only defense. Trust that one guy in Jurassic Park.

CARNIVORE MEETING!

Rex:Hey guy-

Raptor,Carno,Mosa,ect:AYYY ITS THE BLIND MAN

Rex:Guys, I have good eyesight. Stop joking about that stupid movie.

Carno:Heh. Never gets old. But you do, like, you're way too popular.

Raptor: ...

Rex: Hey, atleast I dont have arms that are 2 inches wide!

Carno:ITS CALLED EVOLUTION!

[Carno and Rex are having an argument]

Raptor: So uh...who's probably the most unfavored carnivore?

Tapjera:Ms.

Everyone but Rex and carno: Who are you again?

Ptero:This guys a sick copy of me. Just...look at him! Wings and all!

Tap:Atleast I'm faster!

[Rex and carno are still having an argument]

Giga:Sup nerds.

[They stop fighting]

Ferofox:WHO YA CALLIN A NERD, HUH PUNK? HUH??

Giga:Shuttup you bootleg Jerboa.

Jerboa:Did someone say my name?

[Akward staring]

Jerboa:Ill....just go now..hehe..

Quetz: Hey guys!

Flyers:EW ITS A GOOFY WIDE PTERO

Quetz:Why does everyone hate me? I CAN CARRY THE MOST, YKNOW!!

Raptor:Nobody cares about weight these days. It just matters on health, damage, and speed.

Pego:You guys forgot about Mehee!

Everyone:WE WISH WE DIDDDDDDDDD

Dilo:A

Everyone(again):A

Giga:ENOUGH. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEETING!

A MEETING FOR POPULAR CARNIVORES.

Otter:Gday mates, I just cought maiself ah blahddy Saman, eh?

Rex:Why are you french?

Everyone: BAHAH

Shadowmane, Rockdrake, Yuty, Dire wolf and bear, Karkinos, Reapers, ect:ARE WE A JOKE TO THIS???

Everyone else: Yes.

God this took a long time to type, thanks for reading it all. From, the legendary, Beanzies.

Die die die! It won’t die! I’m going back to Minecraft!

What do you call a dinosaur from England

A Tea-Rex

So I was playing with my friend and a Rex ran at us my friend hit me with a bola and ran the Rex ran past me and attacked my friend

Real men use a rifle with tranq darts and kibble to get the best effectiveness

Step 1: craft boomerang

Step 2: bola friend

Step 3: find ledge

Step 4: LEEEEEEERRROOOOOY JENKINS

step 5: wash yourself in the blood of the Rex

or die a lot and have your friend be mad at you

noob. hey is that a dilo

me. no

noob. runs to it to tame it

me. Jim stay here

noob. why

me. that's a rex

noob. no it's a dilo

me. no it's not Jim

noob. yes it is

me. ok go tame it

noob. ok

(noob runs to it to tame it)

(noob runs back being chased by the rex)

me. bolas noob and walks away

noob. hey help

me. I told you Jim

noob. HELP

hi my real name is chloe and I'm 10 years old

and in 4th grade bye. have a good 2026

Don’t… move -Allen grant

Rex: I WILL KILL YOU ALL-

Spinosaurus has entered the chat.

Rex has left the chat.

do not offer mejoberry, it does not like it

Breed these with raptors. Legend says their offspring will attack anything you point a laser pointer at.

Just bring like 50 max level moschops it won't stand a chance

Who said name it fluffy trick a tribe to think it's a

peaceful dinosaur and then kill them with it hahahaha that's so evil I did that and it works now I have 2 rexes called fluffy and biscuit

Giga:your weak

Rex:I’m you

Hi

You can use the normal darts or arrows. But the fastest way to tame a Rex .

Get under its belly as fast as you can and rub its belly, instant tame :) all you new player try it out and you'll be riding like a king like us vets !!

Rex: Raaawwrrr

Alan grant: woah buddy eat a snickers

Rex: why

Alan grant: bcs you turn into the monster icon of a successful Spielberg movie when you get hungry

Rex: I do?

Alan grant: you do

Rex: nom nom nom

Alan grant: better

Barney: better