Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rex: *Looks at me*
Rex: OOOOOOOH BABY IMMA EAT YOU
Me: I’m outta here
Me: *runs*
*sees another Rex*
2nd Rex: [INSERT EXACT SAME THING THE FIRST REX SAID HERE]
Me: God have mercy
*sees another Rex*
Third Rex: [INSERT EXACT SAME THING THE SECOND REX SAID HERE]
Me: CRAP IM SCREWED
*Turns around*
Me: HOLY SHI-
Server: Snotfaceturk3y died
So I ts raining and it's night. You have no cloths on no freezing looking for your stuff, fall damage was horrible and getting attacked. Then you hear a Rex you previously saw and ran towards it cause it was on the beach. It's eating and you have half your life.
You run past it as it bites down. Insta kill
Me: GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT!?!? I TEMED ONE SUPER EASY AND TOOK ZERO DAMAGE!!! AND IT WAS A TEK ONE TOO!!!!!
Friend: Bro...
Me: What?
Friend: YOU WERE IN CREATIVE DUDE!!!!!!!!
Me: Fine I was
Oh my gosh i loved typing this XD (and yes I did tame a tek one in creative and his name is "BIG TEK NON-MECK GUY" because I have a mak called "BIG GUY" and he is the bigger mek (remember I was in creative))
-MrCheeseCow
Me: Oh dude watch out a rex!
Friend (BEACH BOB): Ooooooooh are these the big chickens?
Me: No those things at the beach were
Beach bob: what level is it?
Me: Im not sticking around to find out see ya
Beach bob: OK!
1 ark day later
Beach bob (faintly): hey dude
Me: Where are you
Beach bob: Oops let me come out
Me: oh my god
Beach bob (tamed a level 227 rex): What wrong
Me: How did you tame that rex and get the saddle ur level 19
Beach bob: THE DODOS DID IT
Narrator: and the beach bob goes on to battle the alpha overseer
Me: he doesebt even have any artifacts or trophies
Narrator: THE DODOS DID IT
THE END (or is it)
The Trex I'm not scared of anything except those points to the dodo what the Trex thinks the dodo is a chicken Trex I do not want to be a chicken!! U scare me the do giga walk's the giga look's at the rex what u scared of u a Trex the Trex points to the dodo the giga start's screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh run I don't want to be a chicken!!!!!! Dodo start walking to them they get scared a another dodo comes in and starts walking to them they both go to the corner the alll the dodos walk in and starts chasing them they both start screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh out the room all the Dinos look at them run they all start laughing all laughing until they huge bang noise everyone's stop's and looks at the door bang the dodo hybrid rex fire breathing monster has came all the dodo start singing a extinct song the dodo's all become one the Trex and giga say this why we scared of those chicken's all the dodos say who are calling a chicken everything started running and screaming
If we can reach a 100 ups I make a part two on giga have a nice day