Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once i had a big bad azz rex. I was hunting for prime meat and super rare raw mutton ( this is couple years ago maybe more) me and my tribe mate tamed it alone we raised him good with big stats, anyway I got ambushed by some guys in north, we manage to kill them with the help of our Alliance and be on our way , my tribe got back to base on a flyer and I was going to walk with the rex, got attacked by a tery and guess what , 3 seconds in the battle and got crash back there the game was so unstable, it was a mess . I relog and saw that sec killed the tery, well done. We got on to search for it but it was gone ..no trace , nothing . We tried to wistle randomly flying around the spot and going on large area of map trying to find it, nothing. Guess what ? ,we said that he got glitched out of the game , he is gone we made our mind and let it be. 4 real days later , the message came that my rex died ..it was so sad , that he survived that much time alone , and we had time to rescue . RIP
So I ts raining and it's night. You have no cloths on no freezing looking for your stuff, fall damage was horrible and getting attacked. Then you hear a Rex you previously saw and ran towards it cause it was on the beach. It's eating and you have half your life.
You run past it as it bites down. Insta kill
Me: GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT!?!? I TEMED ONE SUPER EASY AND TOOK ZERO DAMAGE!!! AND IT WAS A TEK ONE TOO!!!!!
Friend: Bro...
Me: What?
Friend: YOU WERE IN CREATIVE DUDE!!!!!!!!
Me: Fine I was
Oh my gosh i loved typing this XD (and yes I did tame a tek one in creative and his name is "BIG TEK NON-MECK GUY" because I have a mak called "BIG GUY" and he is the bigger mek (remember I was in creative))
-MrCheeseCow
Me: Oh dude watch out a rex!
Friend (BEACH BOB): Ooooooooh are these the big chickens?
Me: No those things at the beach were
Beach bob: what level is it?
Me: Im not sticking around to find out see ya
Beach bob: OK!
1 ark day later
Beach bob (faintly): hey dude
Me: Where are you
Beach bob: Oops let me come out
Me: oh my god
Beach bob (tamed a level 227 rex): What wrong
Me: How did you tame that rex and get the saddle ur level 19
Beach bob: THE DODOS DID IT
Narrator: and the beach bob goes on to battle the alpha overseer
Me: he doesebt even have any artifacts or trophies
Narrator: THE DODOS DID IT
THE END (or is it)
The Trex I'm not scared of anything except those points to the dodo what the Trex thinks the dodo is a chicken Trex I do not want to be a chicken!! U scare me the do giga walk's the giga look's at the rex what u scared of u a Trex the Trex points to the dodo the giga start's screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh run I don't want to be a chicken!!!!!! Dodo start walking to them they get scared a another dodo comes in and starts walking to them they both go to the corner the alll the dodos walk in and starts chasing them they both start screaming ahhhhhhhhhhhhh out the room all the Dinos look at them run they all start laughing all laughing until they huge bang noise everyone's stop's and looks at the door bang the dodo hybrid rex fire breathing monster has came all the dodo start singing a extinct song the dodo's all become one the Trex and giga say this why we scared of those chicken's all the dodos say who are calling a chicken everything started running and screaming
If we can reach a 100 ups I make a part two on giga have a nice day