Jurassic park lied...It has good eyesight... RUN

When Owen plays ark......

*sees indominos Rex fighting a giga*

Oh............

Indominus rex and giga stare at him

Oh..............

So I was casually looking at a pack of raptors, trying to figure out the best way to tame them, when a F**KING REX COMES OUT OF THE WATER LIKE A SUBMARINE, I WAS LIKE HOLY S**T WHAT THE F**K!?

Me at level 11: “We better start the evacuation”

Me at level 89: “At last, a worthy opponent ... our battle will be LEGENDARY!”

Me ; *sees a Rex and back away slowly into little thatch hut*

Rex ; snack time..

Me ; *looks out and sees Rex is gone then sees the Rex burst through the back of thatch hut*

Server: bOb had died...

some random person on chat; Jesus who screamed that loud-

Me: I said stop

Rex: I will stop but

Me: but what

Rex: but after I eat you

Me: wait wha........

If you want something to crap.go to every dino and roar

Ty for listening

Shake ur controller and scream like mad because it probably going to die

So I ts raining and it's night. You have no cloths on no freezing looking for your stuff, fall damage was horrible and getting attacked. Then you hear a Rex you previously saw and ran towards it cause it was on the beach. It's eating and you have half your life.

You run past it as it bites down. Insta kill

I was minding my own business, and then I hopped on my triceratops, and one for crystal farming and then i see it i try to tame it but for some reason it started walking so fast he glitched under the map 😭😭😭

A.. a T. rex? You have a T. rex?

Alan is about to throw up…

Don’t you love it when you spend so many days trying to get a beautiful mutation just to get a slightly different belly color. Sound relatable?

George Pig:dinesaw grrrr

Peppa Pig:No George that's a bad dinosaur

George: hehe hehe (playing with t-rex)

Peppa: (gasps)

P.O.V. Peppa sees George's body getting eaten by rex

Mum and Dad Pig: OMG thank u rex now we can go to Chicago!

Rex: ooh prime meat Nom nom nom

Tame like a man and use sling shot and no Armer

These guys are pretty retarded. All you have to do is get them stuck on something.

Everyone thing they hardcore till a baby rex wants rex kibble

RRRRUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNN NOOWWW all else you die

On here the Rex in the picture looks like it is contemplating life.

Soooooo I was just minding my business going after some metal when I finds this thing eating a brontosaurus it was awesome I wanted to tame it but then after the first tranq I regretted it then unrgretted it after running half a mile it ran away from me letting me know it was about to fall asleep and after running a half a mile back it Fell asleep I was proud ........ twenty seconds later I was low with heath A DIRTY RAPTOR CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND JUMPED ME WHILE I WAS IN MY HOTHBAR KILLING ME luckily I had a bed right nest to the Rex BET that bas**** didint see that coming