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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was minding my own business on Ragnarok while in level 16. I was building by the rainforest area. There was This Rex who was killing everything. So I built up courage and Stood on a cliff and started shooting it with my bow and arrows. After about 30 arrows I was my bow broke so I panicked and ran to my stuff and took the materials needed and repaired it. When I turned around to go back to shooting it. It was on the cliff I was on. And I almost got a heart attack. Luckily I only needed to shoot it one more time and it died. I also leveld up 2 levels and the Rex was in level 15.
He chomps
He stompp
But best of all
He popp ur bacc
You’re nothing but a snacc
So he give whacc
So don’t give him smacc
Unless your fate is to become thicc kebobb
So he can lost him apex jobb
Crying in a stupid cryopodd
Not trying to sound wrongg
But maybe he need cheering up giga songg
Or maybe a sweet drum bongg
Or maybe he’s cold and lonelyy
Or could be or just really soldlyy
But he’s a sad rexx
So reunite him with his exx
So they can have se- stufff
As if hatching the egg wasn’t enoughh
Feed the baby cuz he ain’t so toughh
Ride the adult child into big fightt
Still better than Fortnitee
Could had a TLC that gave him lighting smitee
Now tame a rex tonightt
Or I will steal your gig-
Wait what was I talking about?