Rex: does big ting roar Human: jumps off cliff

That movie is filled with lies!

Tek Rex

I found two Tek Rex’s and they were level 70 I got one an I accidentally killed the other an then two spins and a alpha Carno came and killed the one I tamed I logged out after out of sadness and rage

Me: walking along a river

*rex agroes

Me: I’m not moving

Rex: attacks me

Me: wait what!?Allaaaan!!

Three Rex’s are born… two will die. One shall learn. If the feed the stronger Dino they will have the power of the world. In search of a carnotosaurus there lies mud. In the search of a Rex. They find somewhere Sandy and sunny. There lies a forest with parrots. That is where you will find the Indo.(since rainwings have the venom. They are strong) in the underwater temple there lies an egg. (Flying mosa) in a place filled with knowledge and secrets. (Cyber raptor)

DO NOT walk over to it to check it's level. Cuz it was totally my friend who did that and died. Not me

Real men knock it out with a 𝙙𝙤𝙙𝙤 𝙡𝙫𝙡 3

To tame one walk up to it and sit there as it eats you, ther you go, it ate your body right out of your body enjoy ur new home!

Explain to me why I have not seen 1 alpha rex and I’m level 83………

Ark players with the dodos *moan* (like from macaroni and the chicken strips *moan*

He chomps

He stompp

But best of all

He popp ur bacc

You’re nothing but a snacc

So he give whacc

So don’t give him smacc

Unless your fate is to become thicc kebobb

So he can lost him apex jobb

Crying in a stupid cryopodd

Not trying to sound wrongg

But maybe he need cheering up giga songg

Or maybe a sweet drum bongg

Or maybe he’s cold and lonelyy

Or could be or just really soldlyy

But he’s a sad rexx

So reunite him with his exx

So they can have se- stufff

As if hatching the egg wasn’t enoughh

Feed the baby cuz he ain’t so toughh

Ride the adult child into big fightt

Still better than Fortnitee

Could had a TLC that gave him lighting smitee

Now tame a rex tonightt

Or I will steal your gig-

Wait what was I talking about?

My rex had triplets, Their parents are Salvator and Tina, Sal is in the Rex mafia, any good names for 3 young ladies starting their career against the carnos?

I'd fight a Rex with my pteranodan I've killed four of em rexes

Anyone who believes even a single fact or idea from a Hollywood movie, oh lets say, Jurassic Park, needs to remember it’s a GD movie for entertainment NOT a documentary!!!

I say this dude in valguero at a beach, it was busy killing a sauropod (giant long necked herbivores) and I walked over to check it because my bro said it was not a Rex, it was a Rex and it started chasing me, I ran like heck and crossed a body of water so it could not get me, THE END

One thing you should do: call 911

I saw a level 1 rex on the highest difficulty

Dumb

Thing

Killed

Me

And

My

Bulldog

🫠

I’m

Not

Ok

I am the goat 500 heath and fist vs level 150 rex yo boi Won

Always stand still so the rex won't notice you and kill you