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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2022-02-18T23:48:19+00:00

Here is what u do when u see one

Run up a tall hill they can't reach you

Just kidding don't trust me

...they climb walls like spider-man

I learned the hard way🤕☠️☠️

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2021-02-16T14:39:43+00:00

I always used to think Rex's were scary until I saw one get annihilated by a group of 3 low level stegos 😬😂

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2021-01-01T01:59:44+00:00

Rex: I hate spinos.all spinos: what did you just say

score 5 · Answer 4 · 2020-01-19T06:52:24+00:00

Anyone who believes even a single fact or idea from a Hollywood movie, oh lets say, Jurassic Park, needs to remember it’s a GD movie for entertainment NOT a documentary!!!

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2020-01-12T08:59:01+00:00

I say this dude in valguero at a beach, it was busy killing a sauropod (giant long necked herbivores) and I walked over to check it because my bro said it was not a Rex, it was a Rex and it started chasing me, I ran like heck and crossed a body of water so it could not get me, THE END

score 5 · Answer 6 · 2020-01-09T05:31:12+00:00

One thing you should do: call 911

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2024-03-20T22:12:15+00:00

Roses are red dimo eyes are redder I wanted a raptor but this is 10 times better.

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2024-03-18T22:04:49+00:00

It’s funny because the feet have a cap between them

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2024-03-10T15:33:03+00:00

It only takes 2 people and 1 tranq arrow, shoot the other person with the tranq before they shoot you, RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT (because it dam well does).

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-02-20T03:50:45+00:00

I kill rexes with ithys if ithys are the best I killed many more from bronto to therizinos raptor megs leedsithys stego trikes pachyrhino and more

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-02-13T20:05:26+00:00

I don’t think I’ve every used a trap for a creature in the tie I’ve played ark, the first time a tamed a Rex a just got on a rock and shot it. It climbed up the rock but lucky it was a level 1 so I got it without dying. My levels are always trash

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2021-11-27T20:25:28+00:00

I found a 150 level rex chillin in the middle of the volcanoe.

Me: let's go after it, forgot I didn't have parachutes. Falls to my death and my body gets burnt alive by the valcanoe.

Rex: Forgot his parachutes HA casual. Oh no! His giga is coming.

Giga: Num num, casual rex death. Haha retard.

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2019-11-01T16:51:48+00:00

He’s just upset bcz he can’t give you a hug

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2019-10-18T14:27:02+00:00

When im looking for a rex they're nowhere to be found. But when I dont have anything to tame one, I find one eating my dinos.

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-10T04:18:57+00:00

It almost killed me when I first saw one in solo....

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2025-04-11T22:54:36+00:00

Nexus:mecha sings a song by Aaron Frazier Nash

Mecha cha Godzilla

Designed and made to be a Titan killer

Mecha cha Godzilla

Reborn again remains of king Ghidorah

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-02-20T00:35:35+00:00

Real tough guys knock it out with their fists and feed it mejoberries

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-02-13T05:33:19+00:00

Ark: yeah Rex should be on all these islands

Also ark: NO DONT PUT THEM ON ABBERATION THEY ONLY GET MEGALOSAURS

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-02-11T18:37:06+00:00

I tamed a 140 when I was lvl 42

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2022-12-22T04:33:13+00:00

dont move they only see movement... oh wait whys it coming towards me... OH GOD WAIT RU-