But best of all
He popp ur bacc
You’re nothing but a snacc
So he give whacc
So don’t give him smacc
Unless your fate is to become thicc kebobb
So he can lost him apex jobb
Crying in a stupid cryopodd
Not trying to sound wrongg
But maybe he need cheering up giga songg
Or maybe a sweet drum bongg
Or maybe he’s cold and lonelyy
Or could be or just really soldlyy
But he’s a sad rexx
So reunite him with his exx
So they can have se- stufff
As if hatching the egg wasn’t enoughh
Feed the baby cuz he ain’t so toughh
Ride the adult child into big fightt
Still better than Fortnitee
Could had a TLC that gave him lighting smitee
Now tame a rex tonightt
Or I will steal your gig-
Wait what was I talking about?
Who else loves that if a wild Rex roars at you, your character takes a quick bathroom break
If you run into one of these, stand perfectly still. Rexes can’t see you if you don’t move. I saw it in a movie once.
Step 1- Get good armor and a ride with darts.
Step 2- Don't be a pansy
Step 3- Go out there and shoot the Rex in the face to show it who is the man
A passive tame. Walk up to it and feed berries.
If u just started ark and tamed some dodos and see a rex rushing at u just grab ur dodo and yeet it at the rex and run
Don't move..... They can only see movement. Stay complet- Wait, why is it walking towar- OH GOD NO HAVE MER-......
Rex: I’m the king of ark!
Giga is now online
Rex is now offline
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Ppl keep sayin compys r like small Trexs but in my opinion trexs r ridiculously obese compys…
Bring a wooden club and a dodo