Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
I once tamed a 131 rex, it came out as a 172. I had tamed it in the redwoods on ragnorock and was riding it back to base when I saw what I thought was a saber tooth in a tree. It pounced me off my rex and killed me. It was level 110. I then learned after loosing my rex (who was on passive) that thylacoleos are no joke.
You see i was on my level 66 rex and spotted a rather clueless looking level 1 alpha rex. I knew that an alpha was significantly stronger than a standard but i had confidence that i would win. Lets just say i was in for a surprise... i got destroyed. If you see one id advise RUNNING!!
Get two raptors and breed dem then breed the offspring with a rex and then breed the rex with another raptor the offspring will be BEAUTIFUL FOR BASES WHO ARE LOW LEVEL and WILL really help them so just set that thing to wander and aggressive GOBYE! >Yes I know how to spell GOODbye but goo bye! Because the time you begin to run your ded..< >Hope dis made you laugh if not.. well shoot your rex 12 times with tranqs if he have one<