Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2023-09-24T01:51:43+00:00

Real men knock it out with a club

I am a real man

-WYVERN

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-09-22T03:07:29+00:00

when you spend all your time taming a female to breed with your male, and then you realize you don’t have a male you have a female and waste a whole bunch of time meat and narcotics

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2022-10-28T11:47:54+00:00

Rex : roars, yuty : roars, spino : roars at the Rex and yuty, giga pulls up beside the Rex, spino : f*** this sh*t im out.

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-23T23:48:02+00:00

Don’t worry it just wants you to clean its teeth

score 5 · Answer 5 · 2021-01-26T07:10:50+00:00

I shot him in the face and I yeeted all my dodos at him and he cept coming

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2017-08-06T01:04:24+00:00

I was venturing into the woods one day with my carno,my friend,and a Rex named billy (lvl 67 at the time).Then we came across a Hell Rex f**king lvl 185.We were trying to check it's level when it killed my friend and the carno.But billy came in and beat the the hell rex.So if u are trying to tame a Hell Rex this what not to do.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-10-14T14:50:19+00:00

Been looking rex to tame, found a tek rex and when im about to approach it... It ran to a bunch of brontos, about 5 of em... That rex is a dead rex

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-08T17:54:21+00:00

You have to passive tame them by jumping on their backs and feeding them mejoberries

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2021-11-19T02:02:54+00:00

Real men knock it out with nothing but looks

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-27T05:17:27+00:00

I once tamed a 131 rex, it came out as a 172. I had tamed it in the redwoods on ragnorock and was riding it back to base when I saw what I thought was a saber tooth in a tree. It pounced me off my rex and killed me. It was level 110. I then learned after loosing my rex (who was on passive) that thylacoleos are no joke.

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2020-11-18T13:29:55+00:00

Who wishes dodo rex was still here

score 5 · Answer 12 · 2020-11-06T01:14:29+00:00

One day I spawned in my world and I turned around and Their WAS A GIANT REX AND IT KILLED ME

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-29T19:49:09+00:00

I have 300 narcodics and 300 bio tocin i tame a rexs with nornal meat and x3 taming speed who thinks i can tame a rex with that? Up meas yes down means no

score 6 · Answer 14 · 2019-12-26T07:44:00+00:00

I was playing easy mode then I tamed a level 28 Rex and with its bonus levels it got to level 40 ;). I REKTED EVERYTHING IN REDWOODS

score 6 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-06T00:54:05+00:00

Why does my tribe run I kill it with my 150 giga or tek rifle and my tribe members run

score 7 · Answer 16 · 2019-02-14T02:27:10+00:00

I’ve legit somehow knocked one out with bare fists...I’m still trying to understand how I did it...

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2024-07-14T21:43:11+00:00

Me: walking along a river

*rex agroes

Me: I’m not moving

Rex: attacks me

Me: wait what!?Allaaaan!!

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-09-26T15:59:35+00:00

Real men use tranq arrows run out on last 2 and finish the job with fist

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-11-10T12:30:13+00:00

When taming bring bolas also check your tribemates movement speed.

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2019-10-13T07:03:13+00:00

Take ur dodo, it will be sacrifice as u trap the Rex and tame it(best name, Fu** this Sh** I’m Out) if u see at below level 35, bola ur Dino/ tribe mate