Real men knock it out with a 𝙙𝙤𝙙𝙤 𝙡𝙫𝙡 3

To tame one walk up to it and sit there as it eats you, ther you go, it ate your body right out of your body enjoy ur new home!

Explain to me why I have not seen 1 alpha rex and I’m level 83………

He chomps

He stompp

But best of all

He popp ur bacc

You’re nothing but a snacc

So he give whacc

So don’t give him smacc

Unless your fate is to become thicc kebobb

So he can lost him apex jobb

Crying in a stupid cryopodd

Not trying to sound wrongg

But maybe he need cheering up giga songg

Or maybe a sweet drum bongg

Or maybe he’s cold and lonelyy

Or could be or just really soldlyy

But he’s a sad rexx

So reunite him with his exx

So they can have se- stufff

As if hatching the egg wasn’t enoughh

Feed the baby cuz he ain’t so toughh

Ride the adult child into big fightt

Still better than Fortnitee

Could had a TLC that gave him lighting smitee

Now tame a rex tonightt

Or I will steal your gig-

Wait what was I talking about?

I told my brother that it does not see you if you move.... you can guess what happened next

U just wandering around getting mats... than thIs happens

GGRRRRRRRRRRR AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

You will poop a little!

Barney lies for being friends with us. Now he is a killer

My rex had triplets, Their parents are Salvator and Tina, Sal is in the Rex mafia, any good names for 3 young ladies starting their career against the carnos?

Rex: does big ting roar Human: jumps off cliff

That movie is filled with lies!

I think rex is one and only hero of ark until I saw a giga 😅

Ark players with the dodos *moan* (like from macaroni and the chicken strips *moan*

Dumb

Thing

Killed

Me

And

My

Bulldog

🫠

I’m

Not

Ok

I am the goat 500 heath and fist vs level 150 rex yo boi Won

Always stand still so the rex won't notice you and kill you

Rexes

attack before being killed: nope

roar: yep

I was minding my own business on Ragnarok while in level 16. I was building by the rainforest area. There was This Rex who was killing everything. So I built up courage and Stood on a cliff and started shooting it with my bow and arrows. After about 30 arrows I was my bow broke so I panicked and ran to my stuff and took the materials needed and repaired it. When I turned around to go back to shooting it. It was on the cliff I was on. And I almost got a heart attack. Luckily I only needed to shoot it one more time and it died. I also leveld up 2 levels and the Rex was in level 15.

Real men team it with raw meet not mutton

I tamed it with cooked fish meat where’s my medal

I always used to think Rex's were scary until I saw one get annihilated by a group of 3 low level stegos 😬😂