Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
Three Rex’s are born… two will die. One shall learn. If the feed the stronger Dino they will have the power of the world. In search of a carnotosaurus there lies mud. In the search of a Rex. They find somewhere Sandy and sunny. There lies a forest with parrots. That is where you will find the Indo.(since rainwings have the venom. They are strong) in the underwater temple there lies an egg. (Flying mosa) in a place filled with knowledge and secrets. (Cyber raptor)
You see i was on my level 66 rex and spotted a rather clueless looking level 1 alpha rex. I knew that an alpha was significantly stronger than a standard but i had confidence that i would win. Lets just say i was in for a surprise... i got destroyed. If you see one id advise RUNNING!!
Get two raptors and breed dem then breed the offspring with a rex and then breed the rex with another raptor the offspring will be BEAUTIFUL FOR BASES WHO ARE LOW LEVEL and WILL really help them so just set that thing to wander and aggressive GOBYE! >Yes I know how to spell GOODbye but goo bye! Because the time you begin to run your ded..< >Hope dis made you laugh if not.. well shoot your rex 12 times with tranqs if he have one<