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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I was an absolute noob I saw a rex egg and thought it was fertilized. My eyes lit up because I thought I could hatch and raise it! When I picked it up and tried to incubate it. I stared at it for 1 hour straight nothing happened and when I picked it up again a rex started roaring and was chomping my thatch roof. Now I am more experienced and I tamed a lvl 120 but it got boosted to 189 so now I killed an alpha carno with it and now it is 200. I named it Rex Might cause that rex was absolutely mighty and TBH it reminds me of anime when I stare at it and gives me the memory of when I saw that unfert rex egg in front of my house.
When I first started ARK I spwaned in the northeast of the island and I saw a rex..... I was like WOW THIS IS COOL soo I attempted to get closer to it but he looked in my direction. Immediately I stood still on the beach thinking he won’t see me BUT he did and within 6 seconds the game read - “BOB was killed by a level 123 rex!”
When you see a almost dead level 30 argy fighting a almost dead level 29 Rex and you can’t get them to stop fighting so you have to make a choice on which one you want to save...........(my max lev is 30) the argy ended up dead and I ended up knocking the Rex out with 62 hp remaining and named it Choices