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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.
When I first started ARK I spwaned in the northeast of the island and I saw a rex..... I was like WOW THIS IS COOL soo I attempted to get closer to it but he looked in my direction. Immediately I stood still on the beach thinking he won’t see me BUT he did and within 6 seconds the game read - “BOB was killed by a level 123 rex!”
When you see a almost dead level 30 argy fighting a almost dead level 29 Rex and you can’t get them to stop fighting so you have to make a choice on which one you want to save...........(my max lev is 30) the argy ended up dead and I ended up knocking the Rex out with 62 hp remaining and named it Choices
Barney is a ripoff of Rex. Rex is Barney but a crueler and merciless version. If you encounter this Rex. If ya wanna tame it. I’ll give tips. Step one. Get a bunch of tranq darts and get crossbow. Step two. Bola your tribe mate as bait. Step three. Place big bear traps around the tribemate. Step four. Find Rex and lead him to the trap. Step five. Shoot the darts. And there ya go. You just needed to sacrifice a life. If ya wanna run from Barney. BOLA UR TRIBE MATE AND RUN!!! Never try to encounter him on purpose. Without any weapons at least. If you do that Barney will go extinct! No more purple dinosaur! Thank you for reading Guys! I appreciate you guys reading and taking your time. We only have limited time on earth. Use it wisely! Like you just did! Reading my tips and funny comments about prehistoric Barney! Thanks guys and have a good day! :)