Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the rex? Funny rex jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2024-08-21T19:03:45+00:00

I have Rexes on my Gportal Server with friends and they have 19k health after Imprinting… So make Shute to let me know if you think they can kill all island bosses with 280% saddles, 91k hp and 2k meeledamage. Before you ask why they are so strong, the max level of our server is 300 (the parents were 270 before taming)

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score 2 · Answer 2 · 2025-05-23T18:05:05+00:00

The rex is The Pet of the giga. Don’t ask, just run.

score 15 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-11T21:46:03+00:00

*Me* Finds a Rex

*Me* is on high ground

*Me* GIVE UP REX I GOT THE HIGH GROUND NOW

score 15 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-10T20:16:47+00:00

Jurassic park on my tv: “They can’t see you if you don’t move!”

Me: *Walk’s outside and stumbles across a Rex and stands still.*

Three seconds later: WHY ARE WALKING TOWARDS M———-

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2025-10-05T04:22:51+00:00

I tranq them then hack them to pieces painfully

Friend: you need help

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2024-07-31T19:04:18+00:00

Walking through the woods with your rex:

Walk walk walk, turn around, rex following.

Walk walk walk, turn around, rex gone.

Cry cry cry, you lost your rex forever.

score 15 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-28T00:35:26+00:00

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except a T-Rex... they will kill you... 😂

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2024-02-25T22:35:00+00:00

One time i just go a raft and i only had a para and dodos. I got off my raft and ran in the dark then i noticed something in the corner of my eye twas a rex running for me i just barely escape and then a BIG thing came and knocked over the boat and it killed me.

score 9 · Answer 9 · 2022-07-05T13:59:47+00:00

Today I woke up and chose to tame a rexy didn't go as planned 🙂

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2021-04-30T17:53:34+00:00

I just tamed one, and it's... kind of cute, in my opinion. Please ^ if you also think they're kind of cute!

score 15 · Answer 11 · 2020-01-21T13:05:51+00:00

Favorit food: YOU and YOUR TAMES

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-11T09:24:49+00:00

*gobbles you up Jurassic Park style*

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2022-01-12T23:47:10+00:00

Real men knock it out with his fist

score 14 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-28T00:10:55+00:00

(It's Christmas time)

Rexy: Yay, I finally got my beautiful star for my tree!

(The tree is very tall)

Rexy: *Looks up with tiny arms holding star*

Rexy: Shoot

score 11 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-03T06:30:24+00:00

Real men knock out these with slingshots and feed them cooked fish meat and narcoberries

score 9 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-30T21:36:53+00:00

A rex killed my dodo he was named Deez Nuts 1 like for Deez Nuts

score 19 · Answer 17 · 2018-02-26T16:41:29+00:00

You have to treat the beast with respect. 11st you knock it out and keep it out Bill Cosby style. Then you shove meat into it and wait for it to wake your pet. The end.... That's basically ark in a nutshell until you get to raising... Then it's a mess..

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2022-04-08T10:31:11+00:00

Real men knock it out with a slingshot? NAH real men knock it put with fists at level 1

score 13 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-20T15:55:36+00:00

This guy is looking at me weird…

score 13 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-05T04:56:51+00:00

I hate you. You hate me. You’re literally food for me.