Sans. Sans. Wake up sans

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Sans. Sans. Wake up sans

Ugh what is it dude?

A human has fallen from the surface world!

Really? And you got a bone to pick wit em?

Ugh no time for puns!

Aw cmon that was a real.. Rib tickler ayy

Ugh! Enough!

Alright. Here we go again..

Welcome to the underground!

How was the fall?

If you wanna look around

Give us a call

We dont see humans often

We're happy you just dropped in

Ill be so popular when I show all the mosters what I just brought in

Hey! Papyrus! Mind your manners!

Can it sans, no time for banter

Excuse my brother he's a bit eccentric

You're just lazy and apathetic

Call me what you want, I got thick skin

Another bad joke and Im finished with him!

We are monsters, the awfullest kind

Mess with us takes a lot of spine

We can relate to your determination

Because we monsters have our motivations

Humans betrayed us and left us burnin

Someday we'll make our way back to the surface

All of your travels your sins will follow

Your consequences arent easy to swallow

Who's the real monster now you should know

You've cut this story down to thr bone

Really sans?

What?

The last line of the chorus is a pun!

Yup..

You imbosile! That was very.. Clever

Thanks, buddy

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