Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.
Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.
And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying
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What if we talk about the fact that the baby poops out of your belly
Now kids, Iβm going to tell you about the βfacts of life...β
On aberration, no one can hear you scream.
A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
Beach bobs: does useless things on the beach
Reaper: hello there
Beach bobs: runs towards reaper
Reaper: kills and eats the beach bobs.
Last Beach Bob: RUNS
This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a playerπππ
So does it pay child support or...?
Ark:we have mutant snakes that eat E G G S troodons eating tames
Magical lioplordons what else do we need
That one guy:XENOMORPHS IN THE SHAPE OF A REX THAT IMPREGNATE YOU
Ark:brilliant idea dude
Ark:we have mutant snakes that eat E G G S troodons eating tames
Magical lioplordons what else do we need
That one guy:XENOMORPHS IN THE SHAPE OF A REX THAT IMPREGNATE YOU
Ark:brilliant idea dude