Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.
Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.
And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying
Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.
And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying
More Reaper Funny Tips
Reapers pepper and and sneakers
One day, there was an underground survivor named Bob. When Bob is level 89, he is trying to craft his own Hover Skiff but he needs more Black Pearls. In the middle of searching he found a glowing red yellow eye in a cave in front of him. When he enters the cave.....
Kids that play this game:trying to get impregnated
Moms:its hard work
Kids:not on this game
Moms:YoU cAn DO wHat Wat ThE FrIck
Moms:its hard work
Kids:not on this game
Moms:YoU cAn DO wHat Wat ThE FrIck
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
Getting kicked in the balls still hurts more
Than giving birth to a demon
Than giving birth to a demon
This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a playerπππ
I saw this wanting to kill it to see what it dropped then I put it in a pen so it was and easy kill but when I got close I got impregnated by this thing then I looked up what do reaper queens do to you then I saw...
So does it pay child support or...?
Apex predator
Chapter one
The moon shone down on the darkened redwoods, and a lone survivor wondered through the immense forest. The survivor was armed with a crossbow, and had a dead archaeopteryx slung over his shoulder. A dark sabertooth walked beside him. Suddenly, he heard an ear splitting screech, one like nothing he had ever heard before, and a terrifying creature leapt towards him! The survivor screamed, as the creature flung aside his crossbow, then there was the horrible sound of choking as the creature grabbed his neck and sqeezed tight. The survivors neck was torn open and his body dropped to the ground, the sabertooth tried to run, but the creature was much faster, it pinned it down, and shredded with its claws. The creature screeched victoriously, and began to feast on their corpses
Chapter one
The moon shone down on the darkened redwoods, and a lone survivor wondered through the immense forest. The survivor was armed with a crossbow, and had a dead archaeopteryx slung over his shoulder. A dark sabertooth walked beside him. Suddenly, he heard an ear splitting screech, one like nothing he had ever heard before, and a terrifying creature leapt towards him! The survivor screamed, as the creature flung aside his crossbow, then there was the horrible sound of choking as the creature grabbed his neck and sqeezed tight. The survivors neck was torn open and his body dropped to the ground, the sabertooth tried to run, but the creature was much faster, it pinned it down, and shredded with its claws. The creature screeched victoriously, and began to feast on their corpses
Once the reaper queen impregnated me I was thinking if I wanted a boy or a girl popping out of my mangina
