Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

Pain isn't weakness leaving the body.
Pain is your newly acquired mutant child bursting through your chest as it's form of birth.
And I thought human pregnancies were terrifying
More Reaper Funny Tips
If the queen impregnates you than arenβt you the reaper king?π€
Me: okay next on list to get the tame every tamable Dino on an ark is a reaper. I tamed a giga by flying and using infinite tranqs and shoving food into its big mouth how could this be hard?
Me trying to tame it: WHAT THE FU-
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
Survivor one:well the terminal is... Survivor two:what? Reaper king:oi mate want some tea survivors:they are like kings aaaaaaaaa!!!
So does it pay child support or...?
Imagine asking a logics teacher that a male got pregnant lol
Iβm surprised that the FBI hasnβt kicked the reaper queens door down for knocking you up violently
Iβm surprised that the FBI hasnβt kicked the reaper queens door down for violating knocking you up.
Hmm I wonder what went threw the ark devs mind when they created this.
This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a playerπππ