What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Is it bad that I got ****** by a reaper?
You do not sussy reaper.
Reaper sussies you.
Don’t bring a dodo up there with you it will die :( I found that out the hard way. 😭😭😭
Uhh, why, just why, what kind of drugs where the devs on?! You have to let it “Impregnate you”?! WHY, JUST WHY!!!!!!!?!??,?????!?!?
I typed xenomorph and this showed up I love this app
Roses are red violets are blue oh I’m half dead guess I’ll just rape you
I don’t think the reaper queen got tested I’m positive…
I love abberation it’s amazing
Reaper not for long
It’s so.... WTF why is thing impregnating me I’m not even a woman
Reaper aw man. So we back in abberation...
Are you sure this is a raptor?
I was on the toylet reading this
I was a good mum... I taught him how to ride a bike, be nice, how not to eat my face off... but he found out he was adopted and ran off back to his true home... cried for the next week or so... then he attacked me so I shot him
I don't think I woke up this morning and said "You know what.... I'm going to get pregnant today" I do not recall that.
It f*cked me 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 plz hlp
A level 200 reaper full imprint can solo the megapiticus
Reaper Queen: I want a child....
Me: *Sees Reaper Queen*
Reaper Queen: Do you want to explode?!
When the reaper comes out of your belly, you Need to consume reaper poisons from Dead Queens...
Does that mean the Queens produce baby oil?
Why evrybody gave birth to reaper? Go to adoption centre and adopt one. It's easier everything you must do it's just sign some papers
We are venom
The wiki says that it is not tameable,
Also says it's rideable