Reaper: *try’s to kill human*

Also reaper: *change of plans..* .. *ligit makes a MALE pregnant*

Nah the reaper got a uno reverse instead of HER getting pregnant it’s YOU getting pregnant

Rockwell and a Rex were more then friends…🤨

Me: fighting a reaper queen when I see her back glowing so I go towards her to see what is happening

Reaper queen: stabs me

Me: AAAAAAAAAAA SHE IS GOING TO KILL ME

Reaper queen: runs away thinking (haha he is now impregnated against his will)

And that my child is how I met your mother

Next up on the Jeremy Kyle show... my mutant xenomorph wife refuses to pay child support

Reaper: “You cannot stop me.”

Me at 1 hp: “I know.. But they can.”

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a T-Rex had a baby with a scorpion, out came the Reaper, your nightmare wife that doesn't pay child support.

Swiggity swoogity imma shove a demon up ur booty plus where’s my refund

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Reaper queen, more like raper queen.

imagine shark week bad mood so she impregnates survivors

Who comes up with this

Me: turns my bulb dog off

Reaper: surprise MOTHER F**KER

Me:shit

Reaper: GOTTIE

This thing gets you PREGANANANT???

The reaper looks like me walking into a Waffle House at 4am

Me: oo free xp les goo

Also me: try to kill*

Reaper queen: roses r red, violets r blue, my bed has room for 2

Me: uh nty ima kill u now-

Reaper queen: you have no choice. *sniff sniffy sniff*

Me:what-

Reaper queen: *YOINK*

Me:wait wha- AAAAA WHAT R U DOUNG TO ME STOP AAAAAAAA

Reaper queen: good luck with a kid I’m not paying child support. *burrows away*

Me: w h a t. T h e. H a y. J u s t. H a p p e n e d.

Also me:AAAAAAAAAA HELPP!!!

Baby reaper: N O M

And that’s how I died.

Image if its your first time playing aberration and ur trying to kill this screaming, weird looking rex and then it stabs you and leaves and, moments later a baby bursts out of your stomach.

Ejaculate and evacuate

-Reaper Queen

I haven't been pregnant in years.....

use a karkinos to pick up an industrial grill, donk it over the head a few times and it should knock it out. you can’t tame it, but you’ve got a little while to kill it before it wakes back up. Up for more tips ;)

Me:yesssss a reaper I can get my levels up

Reaper at 1/4 health

Me: let me just check it’s health with my magnifying glass

Reaper:impregnate me and leaves without paying child support

If ur playing as a male character, this should instantly kill u, men don’t have wombs to hold the baby. So you would pretty much die to vital organs blowing up, blood loss, and if you survive that, bacterial infection. Even female players, what is the baby feeding off of?

…In a world of people being cloned from different time periods into simulated ecosystems with extinct and mythical creatures, THIS is what I think is the most far-fetched. 🤔