
What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.
Can you imagine not knowing how to tame it and you get it to impregnate you without you knowing so you’re in your base and talking to a tribe mate and all the sudden you fall and a reaper king pops out of you was this funny to tell me tap the button you know what button I’m talking about since the app won’t let you ask
Me: trys to kill for XP
Reaper: ohhh childddd~ come here~ hehe
Me: ???
*Reaper grabs my character*
Me: HOLY SHIT!!!
reaper: take care of that child!!! Or else...
Me: (。ŏ﹏ŏ)
Reaper: I'm ⚠️ warning ⚠️ you...
*Me 1 year later*
Baby reaper: mother? How are you human if your my mother?
Me: hmmmmm your adopted ?
Baby reaper : ok