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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 11 · Answer 1 · 2018-07-04T03:53:50+00:00

“Hey, Jim what’s this big black looking thing!” “It’s huge!” “No it’s just what comes from the underworld I hope you die quick, oh and goodb-.

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2023-10-05T19:42:39+00:00

They hate child support .........

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2021-09-27T01:01:55+00:00

Me: trys to kill for XP

Reaper: ohhh childddd~ come here~ hehe

Me: ???

*Reaper grabs my character*

Me: HOLY SHIT!!!

reaper: take care of that child!!! Or else...

Me: (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

Reaper: I'm ⚠️ warning ⚠️ you...

*Me 1 year later*

Baby reaper: mother? How are you human if your my mother?

Me: hmmmmm your adopted ?

Baby reaper : ok

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2021-01-19T21:21:11+00:00

FBI open up GET ON THE GROUND NOw

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2020-06-20T20:16:17+00:00

Unfortunately it will probably burst out of your chest right before your about to despise what to call it 😐😐😐

score 9 · Answer 6 · 2019-10-14T19:00:53+00:00

Someone told me how to get one and I didn't believe them until I watched a video. Now I know where babies come from.

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2024-05-13T18:54:16+00:00

(At full health) reaper:IMA K*LL YOU

(Low health) reaper:(p e r v e r t mode activated)

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2018-04-14T06:06:51+00:00

For dnd players this is a freakin mutated taraasque

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2024-04-27T00:10:10+00:00

POV reaper: your now my children’s dad now bye

POV every other creature: hi

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2022-04-05T05:22:59+00:00

So…sex is a thing in ark now… great 😬

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2020-03-08T22:31:03+00:00

Idk if this is true but my reaper grew up faster then the rexes did (I hatched three from one egg)

score 8 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-18T21:31:48+00:00

Basically a Rex if he got ooze mutated on TMNT 2012

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2018-10-15T01:05:04+00:00

Giant death lizard, who doesn't want that?

score 8 · Answer 14 · 2020-01-16T16:30:43+00:00

Karen the giant antivaxx lizard

score 10 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-26T00:37:55+00:00

Really to tame the boy yhe gitl needs to impregnate you... NO... with cheats just tame it

score 2 · Answer 16 · 2024-03-28T00:54:11+00:00

I died so many times I had to take a 11 day break off ark I'm not lying I suck help

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2024-03-27T02:05:08+00:00

Reaper, I am your father

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2021-11-30T17:20:43+00:00

Look at him..... he is your son

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-06T18:20:07+00:00

Imagine trying to kill one then accidentally getting impregnated

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2020-03-29T17:17:19+00:00

5 minutes ago i was going to let a small reaper free out of my body,left items and filler my whole body with meat. When i got inside a room for my baby,somehow nameless spawned inside it and killed me a 1 second before giving birth... Any clue how to kill myself most painfull way?