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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the reaper? Funny reaper jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2023-11-29T19:09:12+00:00

So I was going to get a reaper after reading it could impregnate you I thought I would never run into it.

I was in a spawnspot. That was close to my 2nd base. I JUST WANTED SOME WOOD

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2023-04-13T10:37:08+00:00

If you search the letter “X”, it will show up. (For real.)

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-28T20:37:22+00:00

While using Dodode x put in the search XENOMORPH and a reaper will come up😂

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-21T14:08:28+00:00

This guy died from a dodo and a level 2 player idk how he won but he died by a tek Rex

score 8 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-06T14:51:40+00:00

Once I got a baby reaper my tribe mate was outside the reaper pen so he didn’t get eaten but it got out of the reaper pen and ate him

score 8 · Answer 6 · 2020-07-05T08:46:42+00:00

Get pregnant with the queen let her in side you

score 11 · Answer 7 · 2018-07-04T03:53:50+00:00

“Hey, Jim what’s this big black looking thing!” “It’s huge!” “No it’s just what comes from the underworld I hope you die quick, oh and goodb-.

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2023-03-06T03:28:25+00:00

Can you imagine not knowing how to tame it and you get it to impregnate you without you knowing so you’re in your base and talking to a tribe mate and all the sudden you fall and a reaper king pops out of you was this funny to tell me tap the button you know what button I’m talking about since the app won’t let you ask

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-27T01:01:55+00:00

Me: trys to kill for XP

Reaper: ohhh childddd~ come here~ hehe

Me: ???

*Reaper grabs my character*

Me: HOLY SHIT!!!

reaper: take care of that child!!! Or else...

Me: (｡ŏ﹏ŏ)

Reaper: I'm ⚠️ warning ⚠️ you...

*Me 1 year later*

Baby reaper: mother? How are you human if your my mother?

Me: hmmmmm your adopted ?

Baby reaper : ok

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2021-01-19T21:21:11+00:00

FBI open up GET ON THE GROUND NOw

score 8 · Answer 11 · 2020-06-20T20:16:17+00:00

Unfortunately it will probably burst out of your chest right before your about to despise what to call it 😐😐😐

score 9 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-14T19:00:53+00:00

Someone told me how to get one and I didn't believe them until I watched a video. Now I know where babies come from.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2024-06-11T01:07:33+00:00

Real men impregnate this and don’t pay child sopport

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2023-10-05T19:42:39+00:00

They hate child support .........

score 11 · Answer 15 · 2018-04-14T06:06:51+00:00

For dnd players this is a freakin mutated taraasque

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2022-04-05T05:22:59+00:00

So…sex is a thing in ark now… great 😬

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2021-07-12T18:38:07+00:00

My wife left me for one of these 🥲

score 8 · Answer 18 · 2020-03-08T22:31:03+00:00

Idk if this is true but my reaper grew up faster then the rexes did (I hatched three from one egg)

score 8 · Answer 19 · 2020-02-18T21:31:48+00:00

Basically a Rex if he got ooze mutated on TMNT 2012

score 10 · Answer 20 · 2018-10-15T01:05:04+00:00

Giant death lizard, who doesn't want that?