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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Tips & Strategies
So...I have a story about this...
Me and my friend had just loaded into ark and wanted to tame a bulbdog. so my friend went one direction and I went the other but my friend being the dummy he was was trying to tame other stuff. I've been playing ark longer than my friend so...I knew my way around this place quite well...after running about forever I get a message saying"your tribemate bob has been killed" great
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Survivor: DIE FOWL BEAST!!!
Reaper: Lmao, Iβll slow him down with my child
The question isn't: How strong can we make a reaper army? It's: Aight, who's gonna get impregnated?
Reapers cause the eternal night, reapers started the entire fight, reapers decided to impregnate you, maybe they will decide to do it again to, last week my tribe mate became its dinner, now I think It is a sinner. (Rhyming with π₯) I bet you canβt guess what other posts I make, it will take a while just to figure it out... if you do.
Now kids, Iβm going to tell you about the βfacts of life...β
On aberration, no one can hear you scream.
What if we talk about the fact that the baby poops out of your belly
I think I got too attached to my Reaper. When it was born I built an entire room for it complete with a tiny makeshift crib and blue wood walls. I cherished everyday with it and when I lost it to a level 175 Crab while I was tripping out on mushrooms I invited the whole god damned server to a funeral
(Oh and afterwards we had a feast and guess what was on the menu, Crab)
- The one and only HazmatGaming209
This big demon pops out of the ground impregnates you and leaves. What a playerπππ
A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus
A max level fully mutated and imprinted can solo a the giganotopiticus