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Me: LA LA LA LA IDC IF ITS DANGERUS HERE!

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Me: LA LA LA LA IDC IF ITS DANGERUS HERE!

Reaper:hello, care to join me for a cup of tea?

Me: uhmmm okay... woa ur face is weird u okay?

Reaper:yea I’m fine.😈

Me: oki let’s go.

A year later: AUGHH HELP THE BABY IS BURSTING OUT OF MAH CHEST!

Reaper: ah it’s fine. Just eat this gland.

Me:eww but okay..

Me: eats it

Reaper baby:pops out of chest and just becomes a thing

Me:oki cool. 😰

10 years later*

Me:hun I’m back wait why is there 100 baby reapers here?!

Reaper:I impregmented evryone but you twice.

Me: 😰😨😱

Reaper:bay bay babe.

Me:wait wut

Reaper:EATS BABYS AND HUMANS ALIVE*

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