Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Me: LA LA LA LA IDC IF ITS DANGERUS HERE!
Reaper:hello, care to join me for a cup of tea?
Me: uhmmm okay... woa ur face is weird u okay?
Reaper:yea Iβm fine.π
Me: oki letβs go.
A year later: AUGHH HELP THE BABY IS BURSTING OUT OF MAH CHEST!
Reaper: ah itβs fine. Just eat this gland.
Me:eww but okay..
Me: eats it
Reaper baby:pops out of chest and just becomes a thing
Me:oki cool. π°
10 years later*
Me:hun Iβm back wait why is there 100 baby reapers here?!
Reaper:I impregmented evryone but you twice.
Me: π°π¨π±
Reaper:bay bay babe.
Me:wait wut
Reaper:EATS BABYS AND HUMANS ALIVE*