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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Blood is red,
Azureberries are blue
The raptors stalk me
And they kill you too
Even if you don’t want it,
They’ll make you say good night,
A chunk out of your neck,
You were killed by a raptor
Lovely is their name
But they fool you.
They are killers
You were killed by a raptor
If you try to tame me,
Enjoy it while you can
For my family is coming
And you’ll see darkness again
On the last day of Christmas my raptor gave to me
12 raptors killing
11 dodos barking
10 angry brontos
9 pachys stomping
8 mosas raging
7 trikes ramming
6 scorpions stinging
5 biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig titanosaurs!
4 yetis punching
3 Rexs roaring
2 Gigas biting
And a raptor who’s name is blue