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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -4 · Answer 1 · 2024-02-15T13:24:02+00:00

I have a raptor named Pinky Pie. He is literally bright pink with purple and orange feathers. He was my first tame on aberration. Then, I found another raptor and named him Ripper. I named him this because he wanted to rip out my lungs with those laser eyes on that head with 99% teeth. If you are on aberration, be careful. There are raptors physically in every single area possible on that map. Carry bolas or you will die.

score -4 · Answer 2 · 2024-03-04T16:28:50+00:00

Real men pounce on these idiot instead

-UrLocalDuck

score -4 · Answer 3 · 2024-05-08T03:14:14+00:00

>be me

>ride on parasaur

>145 raptor chases me

>im confident that i can outrun it, but alas the raptor outran me

> raptor dragse me down

>parasaur is stronk and didn't die

>but i did

-Best regards, Void

score -4 · Answer 4 · 2024-05-04T08:22:35+00:00

whyyyy my raptors be like almost finished mating let’s stop just before laying egg.WHYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2025-10-01T06:24:04+00:00

I tamed one - I'm level 50 - I need name ideas

- Ira's Aquatics

score -3 · Answer 6 · 2025-03-22T18:02:43+00:00

Here is my guide to taming a raptor (by a guy who never tamed a raptor)

Step 1: I dunno, get on top of a rock? Can they even jump?

Step 2: Shoot it with something. I dunno, maybe bola it.

Step 3: When it’s knocked out, give it what? Prime meat? Kibble? I dunno, I guess you figure out.

Step 4: Hooray. You have a raptor now. Ride him or whatever.

score -5 · Answer 7 · 2024-04-18T22:03:54+00:00

I said I will never leave my house again

If. He.is here

I sa I will never leave my house

No a I’ll stay and hide

My tribe mate just got killed by that raptor

Ohh whyyyyyyyiyiyyyyyyyyy

POV da raptor song ( get poured brou)

score -5 · Answer 8 · 2024-04-14T02:50:58+00:00

Rose are red. Violet are blue. 1 Raptor and so are you.

score -4 · Answer 9 · 2024-11-25T18:52:34+00:00

Rather mean

A fierce animal

Player killers

Takes a action like killing

Or are they just doing it for attention

Razor sharp claws and teeth

So up for more creature poems

score -4 · Answer 10 · 2024-12-26T17:49:08+00:00

I kinda tamed one on aberration and it got nomed by a basilisk plus I tamed another one it is still alive and umm I tamed it with 5 pieces of raw meat same with the other one

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2025-12-11T15:42:28+00:00

I bolad him and he killed me FUxK won't try again

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2025-12-29T08:27:26+00:00

There is no maybe it doesn’t see me. Because it always does

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2026-03-03T23:51:57+00:00

When I was playing on extinction. I got a raptor.

His name?

Eminem

🙃

score -5 · Answer 14 · 2026-01-02T19:43:14+00:00

I have level115 raptor it has 8000hp and it does 800 damage