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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I've captured a Level 45 Raptor, and now he is level 71. I was just walking around and I was kinda trolling people but then I see a Trike fighting this Raptor so I decided to attack it too, but then the Trike died so it was only me now, and I just went up on a rock and used tranquilizer arrows on him till he was running away so then I chased him and knower him out with my hands. Easy as that, just play it smart. I called him Golden G by the way ;)
I have a raptor named Pinky Pie. He is literally bright pink with purple and orange feathers. He was my first tame on aberration. Then, I found another raptor and named him Ripper. I named him this because he wanted to rip out my lungs with those laser eyes on that head with 99% teeth. If you are on aberration, be careful. There are raptors physically in every single area possible on that map. Carry bolas or you will die.
Here is my guide to taming a raptor (by a guy who never tamed a raptor)
Step 1: I dunno, get on top of a rock? Can they even jump?
Step 2: Shoot it with something. I dunno, maybe bola it.
Step 3: When it’s knocked out, give it what? Prime meat? Kibble? I dunno, I guess you figure out.
Step 4: Hooray. You have a raptor now. Ride him or whatever.