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Here is my guide to taming a raptor (by a guy who never tamed a raptor)

Step 1: I dunno, get on top of a rock? Can they even jump?

Step 2: Shoot it with something. I dunno, maybe bola it.

Step 3: When it’s knocked out, give it what? Prime meat? Kibble? I dunno, I guess you figure out.

Step 4: Hooray. You have a raptor now. Ride him or whatever.

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