Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
HELLO!!! WHEN I WAS PLAYING ARK I SAW SOMETHING IMPOSSIBALE!!! I saw.... A LVL 300 MAX LVL ALPHA RAPTOR MAUL 3 TITANOSAURS AND THE TITANS HAD LIKE 650000 HP AND THE RAPTOR HAD LIKE 100000 HP AND DID LIKE EXACTLY 500000 DPS!!! AND IT ATE THE TITANS LIKE A DODO SO I FORCE TAMED THAT ALPHA RAPTOR!!!! That thing now has 99999999999999999 HP cause I have accendent creature unlock and also it does 9999 DPS p l s up d o o t
Heh. You know their tackle attack? The one they pin you and tear you apart? Yeah. That. Well, when they pounce, they aren’t tearing you apart apparently. Hue. Only males tackle you. And they rip your shirt and paaaaants. You know, between their back legs? They like playing with you after desposing of your garments. If you know what I mean. 😏 *wink wink