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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me:*chilling in the sun while taming giga*
Raptor*sniffing*
Raptor:I smell I giga
Me:*sees raptor and raptor sees me*
Raptor:nice giga ur taming!OOHH!is that tek armour I would love to kill u and get the loot
Me:wait what?
Raptor:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*
Raptor friends:*SCHREEEEEEEEECHH*
Giga:*wakes up(while being tamed)*
Raptor:*pounces on me and knaws me up*
Me:UHH!*(also me)unconscious*
Giga:*stares at us*
Giga:*knaws on the raptor and accidentally bite me*
Game:u are wounded u at at 1 HP
Me:OWWWWWCHHHH!!! Y DID U BITE ME BRUH
Giga:OOHH!SORRY BRO!!! U OK?
Me:yup
Me:wait. AR...ARE Y..Y.U TAM.T....TA...TAMED!?!?!? ARE U TAMED!?!?
Giga:..............yes.......RRRAAAWWWRRR I AM TAMED YEAS!!!!
My name is Ashham and I hope u like this humorously REAL story. Yea! U heard that right! THIS I A RRREEEAAALLL STORY!!! R-E-A-L-S-T-O-R-Y
and
THANK YOU
Venturing out with my dilo army on the search for raptors. Knocked one out (as well as my supply of bolas..) right submerged into the water, he wasn’t dying, so dat was good. Then a theri came and attacked my raft, so I led it out into the ocean where it was killed by two sharks >:3, went back to the Somehow-aquatic raptor. Heading back to herbivore island with a new friend! Starfish.
I was going for a nude walk, cuz I know I’m gonna die some time, and I find a raptor on the cliffs below me. I go and get my tranqs, come back and the raptor, stupid guy, started fighting with a spinosaurus. Alone. I turn around, and bless me. Let’s just say troodons make quick work of you.