I always get alpha raaptors neer my base on came over and all my dinos ataked it

I hate to be pinned on the ground against my will, now whenever I see them I'll make sure to tie them up so I can have my ways with them.

Don’t get on a raptor when crawling..it makes you float

I did this and I couldn’t attack anything and then got killed by troop on

Find one bowl of your friend put some meat on them then run away after you poop on his face

Me: lets ply fetch buddy!

Raptor: *eats player*

Me in death menu: oh it wasn’t my raptor

Looked like it

(vote up pls)

Was playing a little while ago with a buddy when he stumbled upon a 120 raptor. He says “oh shit” and starts running toward me... I finally see why he’s coming in hot and turn to run! I make it to our THATCH house and close the door. I quickly say “don’t lead him to the hou..” as I finish my buddy opens the door and jumps inside... followed by the 120 ALPHA raptor! It proceeds to kill us both then destroy the entire house. We spawn back in, make our way to the house and rebuild. Middle of the night we hear something outside our house. Walking in circles, doing laps around our house at a horror movie like pace... it was him... it lasted 3 full days...

When it pins you..

Mr. Steal ur Hurl

Hey give me my life back. Stop. Get of.

Ok so either alphas are not tameable or tranq arrows don’t ko cause i saw one and it was stuck behind a tree and I unloaded my entire supply of at least 35 tranq arrows and...

NOTHING!!

I'm a raptor here me rap you to the grave

Who df posting fanfic 😭😭😭😭plssss

Roses are red violets are blue I am a raptor now I'll eat u oh no u bolad me help wait I got free * eats your parents and then you *

Roses are red violets are blue I bolad a raptor now it's alpha came to eat you. Roses are red violets are blue I saw a alpha raptor eat poo. Roses are red violets are blue i am new and I saw a raptor eat you.

This is all not actually real it's just for fun

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I found a Dino

Now I’m its poo

You’ll never look at birds the same way again

I saw people call it velocitaptor.

Please dont be like them, it isn't velocitaptor, its utahraptor.

I had a raptor living behind my house once! It was really cool! I stayed far away and observed the raptor for a long time until one day it got really close and killed me! I thought we were friends!!!

Me: Oh i gotta get a raptor

Also me: Oh what is that for a dino

“Realises it could be a raptor”

Raptor: im gonna kill you

“I find a High Stone and knock it out”

Me: yes i Got it

“Me realising it was a tek raptor”

Me: i Think that is Sooooo GOOD

How to Tame:

Step 1: Sneak Up To It Wearing Ghillie Armor

Step 2: Pluck Out A Feather

Step 3: Run And Scream

Step 4: Respawn And Try Again

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Dude if you have a wooden base dang you safe from dem raptors.

I saw a tip that said bolas don't stop alphas well ether you play on ps4 or pc because I bolad one before and tamed it's pack (the glowing ones are alphas right?)