Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Since raptors basically rape you to death
If I ever get a boy raptor imma name him Offender
Then imma try and get a girl and then I shall name her Sexual
Then they shall frick and boom
Sexual Offender
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Other games taming:π
Ark taming:I'll whoop you till your my friend
CAUSE WORLD DOMINENCE WITH THE PACK OF RAPTORS
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
He is the chicken that bites back
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her