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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Tips & Strategies

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More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
βClever girlβ.
Up if you get the reference.
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Tek raptors are da best
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So I was trying to tame a carno and I used my raptor to trap it and it couldnt jump over the wall and got stuck and kill my raptor don't do what I did but at least I got a carno that died bye a alpha t-rex :D
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
So I was walking on my Parasaur to explore around my base. Then all of a sudden, a Raptor jumped on top of me and killed me.π’ When I came back to collect my stuff, I found that my Parasaur died.π I was so angry. π‘ Then the Raptor jumped on me and killed me again. I came back AGAIN, to collect the saddle from my Parasaur. Then I grabbed my stuff, and literally ran away to my base to find another Parasaur. I died again, sadly. No Parasaur will never replace my old Parasuar.
1 like= 1 Respect for Sky π
I was on a my raptor blue and this message pops up u are in a dangerous area me who doesnβt care whatever three seconds later I see the tickle chicken the chicken of doom and 5 mins later
Ark:u have tamed tickle chicken lvl 1
Me: *spawns in *
Raptor: ooh looks like a nice juicy player
Me:so u have chosen death
Raptor: how dare u use my own spells against me potter!