
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was going for a nude walk, cuz I know I’m gonna die some time, and I find a raptor on the cliffs below me. I go and get my tranqs, come back and the raptor, stupid guy, started fighting with a spinosaurus. Alone. I turn around, and bless me. Let’s just say troodons make quick work of you.