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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
No matter how many times you yell GTFO of me, they won't. It also doesn't help if you say it politely. Please with sprinkles and cherries on top actually makes it worse. Also doesn't help if you're running away screaming "no no no no please go away i just re spawned god i hate you." They will literally chase you until you die of thirst, starvation, or just until your stamina is gone. Also tall rocks only work when you couldn't get on them from the ground. If you can get on it, so can they. Arrow up so everyone knows just to go prone and just die when they see a raptor
Oh my...I hate these things, I was minding my own business hugging my female parasaur. When this big ass Rex came out of nowhere, so I panicked and escaped with my Parasaur over the water, I had reached safety or so I thought... This raptor came and pinned me to the ground, killed me and my Parasaur instantly....
Btw The Parasaur was called Paris :3