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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
was sniping some from a cliff by a river, easy kills, super low level. then an ichythornis knocks me off the cliff into a river filled with 5 raptors, somehow i make it out and take down two raptors, the other three are nowhere to be seen. i start climbing the cliff to grab my ptera, when i hear some growls. the raptors are right behind me. needless to say, i died. moral of the story is ichys suck
One day I was just strolling feildes trying to find something to tame and out of nowhere a lvl 160 raptor pounced on (scared the living crap out of me) and it almost looked as if my raptor tail slapped it and died instantly.........side note when I scared I threw my controller half way across my room
One nice beautiful ark morning, I spent 50 minutes taming a level 85 raptor with normal meat. I brought it over to my base and I went to refine some metal. When I went back outside, I saw my raptor jump randomly and disappear...it didn’t say he died, and I don’t know if I’ll ever see him again
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