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I was walking in the jungle with a mating pair of raptors. I was hoping to score some metal deposits when a bright red alpha raptor pounced on my male, killing it in a matter of seconds, then it turns to me. I ran as fast as my midgetslegs can take me, but it was to fast and it killed me. As soon as I returned to the game, I went back to the murder scene to find my female alive and well, so I took it back to camp... where it laid an egg

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