Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Power saving mode is supposed to make things look crappy, right? Then how is it that my raptor mortifyingly dead when I turn it off? I mean, with it on, he looks good. He looks like something out of a Jurassic park movie, but when I turn it off, thatβs a different story. His eyes disappear completely, like hollow sockets gone. He, for some reason has a bald spot of feathers on the top of his head. And he has only two teeth on his upper left jaw as if heβs been hanging around old hillbillies too much.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
I ain't joking I saw a gang of like above 100 level raptors consisted off 3 thry killed 2 spinos infront of my eyes
βClever girlβ.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
he protecc
he attacc
but most importantly
he come in a pack
Rose are red. Violet are blue. 1 Raptor and so are you.
Blood is red
Water is blue
Trees are green
If it glows red you are dead π΅
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her