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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was doing a mission to kill four raptors and it has the beep beep thing when you get close to it so I’m looking at it through my spy glass and got side tracked and then I here’d it getting louder and I was walking to it when it started beeping like a fricking martching band so I look back and I’m dead hope the mission was worth it
I was a level one when all the sudden it tries to attack me I run away and then I run past the Spinosaurus. The Velociraptor he does run away he keeps on running after me but now I've got a Spinosaurus and a velociraptor after me I'm like oh freak man over it if that ever happens to you when you were unlucky just stand still make sure you don't have anything and just let it kill you okay this one is made by a ten-year-old okay just wanted to let you know okay bye bye