Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Spawned, Then Raptor Killed Me.
More Raptor Funny Tips
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
Speedy chicken=Raptor
(2024 edition)
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
So when I was riding my Raptor i attacked a bug (with the jumping attack) and then somehow i got teleported to the red woods πΆ. RIP Delta
Grunt player with a lot of melee damage destroys raptor
Oh cool! A dead Rex let me go loot the body! Wait thereβs an alpha raptor. ππππ
raptors glow is red
azulberries are blue-
WAIT A MINUTE THE RAPTORS GLOW IS RED?!?!