
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
So weird how when we and dad are exploring the world we can’t find one but when I’m playing on my own at lv 12 a lv 7 female pops out of knowere. Raptor prob though they could kill me but hehe I had a bola and a club. Also, idc about dislikes, so no point in doing it. -Ali baba
(Also how to make raptor trap! First get 4 foundation and make 2x2 square. Then add walls and a doorway and a door. Make sure to have a wall above the door cause I heard they can fit through doorways. Next make a ramp and lure it in. Do this with wood or better as thatch will break and be destroyed by the raptor. Hope this helped!)
I was killing dodo’s and found a lake so I went for a swim and was freezing and then I found and alpha raptor so I got my sword and hit it but then it chugged me and I came out the other end and fell into a sea and moso obviously chugged me and that’s how I turned into a brown smelly wimpy kid. By rexyrex123
Me and my friend were playing multiplayer and we tamed a raptor named Giyu. We took him everywhere. Then we went to the swamps for some reason and tried to kill a bary but a carno came and attacked me and giyu. I ran and couldn’t find him. 2 minutes later notification says an eel killed him when we were in the swamps nowhere near deep ocean. crazy.