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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was on my first account and to much of a wuss to go out and try and tame one so I went on my second account a ran into a few lone ones(all separate) and keep in mind I was only a level two on my second account and let me tell u those things appear from the dark like they know you were coming
So I had a pack of about 7 raptors half of them died from falling off a cliff and I tried having a war with an alpha rex with my raptors but the raptor I was riding died and I couldn’t find them for about 3 days then one day I found a raptor I lost ages ago and looked for the alpha Rex because it never said on my screen my raptors ever died so after half an hour of searching I found them stood next to a dead alpha Rex
Then my mum deleted my world so I never saw them again
R.I.P raptor pack
I had many raptors and I was walking with pusheria, two dodos, and a dilo. (Pusheria = diplo) and was on “the one” my first raptor and out of nowhere a allo,and some raptors attacked I lost everyone even my raptor but I made babies already so I breeded them but lost all but sonic to a tickle chicken/therizo then my sister drove him into a river of mega piranha 1 like = 1 raptor goes to heaven
I had a moschops named mini hulk, one day I lost him and then I thought he was dead but then I find him in some water then was overjoyed and brought him back to shore then a raptor pounce on him and I whack the raptor with a bat while he kills m.k. (Mini hulk) and once he killed m.k. He kills me till I finally knock it out with my bare fists and then tame it but taming was a little hard cause there wasn’t any dodos around and I was too lazy to chase a parasaur then I remembered that I had some meat in one of my loots so then I tame it and named it “the one”. Upvoot to help bring poor mini hulk to ark heaven
“I’m sorry sir, I just can’t seem to be able to trust something that can attack a 150 Therezeno and won’t die.” I told the captain. “Me neither, these alpha raptors make my skin crawl” he told me. Than we set our three most high level recess on it and screamed some curse words.