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So weird how when we and dad are exploring the world we can’t find one but…

Raptor
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So weird how when we and dad are exploring the world we can’t find one but when I’m playing on my own at lv 12 a lv 7 female pops out of knowere. Raptor prob though they could kill me but hehe I had a bola and a club. Also, idc about dislikes, so no point in doing it. -Ali baba

(Also how to make raptor trap! First get 4 foundation and make 2x2 square. Then add walls and a doorway and a door. Make sure to have a wall above the door cause I heard they can fit through doorways. Next make a ramp and lure it in. Do this with wood or better as thatch will break and be destroyed by the raptor. Hope this helped!)

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Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.

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Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity

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Tintoberries are red,

Azulberries are blue,

A Raptors eating you,

Now its ate me too.

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One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐

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“Clever girl”.

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Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her

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You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend

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Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.

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I was walking though the jungle and turned around a tree. I came face-to-face with a level 80 raptor. I ran back to my base and logged. I came back on 2 days later and it was still there. Clever Girl.

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On the last day of Christmas raptor clause said to me

12 compies running

11 humans screaming

10 bulbdogs barking

9 trikes charging

8 carnos chomping

7 seagulls stealing

6 dodos bawking

5 goooooooolden duck eggs

4 rexes roaring

3 allos annoying

2 pelagornis begging for fish

And a raptor whose name is Raptor clause

-OutboundManx475:-)

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