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What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my friend saw this raptor and wanted to take is so we flew up to these high rocks and started shooting it we thought it couldn't get us but the next thing it jumped right up onto the rock the rock was bigger than a bronto and knocked me me off but we tamed it in the end and when we tried to jump we couldn't even make it higher the a para.
This raptor ( Utahraptor: Utahs predator)is the largest Dromaeosaur discovered so far. Dromeaosaurs (Running lizards) were some of the fastest dinosaurs. But they are slower than Gallimimus ( Chicken mimic) and its relatives like Struithiomimus(ostrich mimic). Some Dromeosaurs like troodon(wounding tooth) ate fish. Troodon is the smartest dinosaur there is. 2 Raptors, Microraptor(small thief) and Sinornithosaurus(Chinese bird lizard), could glide using long feathers on there wings. Both actually lived in the same place at the same time. Sinornithosaurus may have had venom because there is a small sack in the skull, and it’s teeth resemble Gila monster teeth. The Troodon in ark is the normal on. Alaskan Troodons could get up to 6 ft tall! If you think the ones in ark are bad, imagine that one. Dromeosaurus lived in Canada and Montana. It lived along side T. rex, which I also wrote a report about, and hunted triceratops. Deinonychus lived in the South west USA and lived with the largest American land predator, Acrocanthosaurus, A Carnosaur that should be in ARK!! Any way I will make reports about ALL the carnivores in ark.
And yes I’m a Dino nerd