
What are some funny jokes or stories about the raptor? Funny raptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Guys wanna hear something funny ?
Yesterday i was fighting an alpha allo then out of nowhere a raptor jumped on me (i didnt die) then i found that raptor was max level
I tamed it and named it "lisa lisa"
The question of this comment (what is the gender of my new max level raptor?)
One is chasing a parasaur... NOW DO IT NOW!!!
Later: AHHHH!!! I don’t have enough meat and not one weapon because all these pvp scavengers be stealing them!!
You killing things with your bare hands: Oof can’t run now, I’ll hobble back to the raptor and give her this meat.
Later after repeating steps 2 thru 3: YASSS! She is BEAUTIFUL!!! I’ll take her to my base!!!
Notification after being afk for like 15 hrs or so: Your Raptor lvl 3 raptor was killed by a Therizinosaurus lvl 4!
You: ............. @&!?/