Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

One is chasing a parasaur... NOW DO IT NOW!!!
Later: AHHHH!!! I don’t have enough meat and not one weapon because all these pvp scavengers be stealing them!!
You killing things with your bare hands: Oof can’t run now, I’ll hobble back to the raptor and give her this meat.
Later after repeating steps 2 thru 3: YASSS! She is BEAUTIFUL!!! I’ll take her to my base!!!
Notification after being afk for like 15 hrs or so: Your Raptor lvl 3 raptor was killed by a Therizinosaurus lvl 4!
You: ............. @&!?/
More Raptor Funny Tips
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though I’m a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if it’s dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy ❤️💐