Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Tips & Strategies

So one time I was on my parasoar and I was trying to find a good base spot. Then a raptor came out and started chasing me. And tell me why I dismounted to Bola it, missed, and my parasoar ran away... πππππππππ
More Raptor Funny Tips
Step 1: bola It
Step 2: realize that him in some way Dodge the bola
Step 3: Run for your life
Step 4: your stamina goes out
Step 5: DIE
Step 6: close the game and never open again
Real Men just punch raptors unconscious.
Roses are red, the earth has gravity, and if you are a new player, the raptor is a pain in the anal cavity
My dad when he goes to grab the milk (he has a briefcase for some reason)
Tintoberries are red,
Azulberries are blue,
A Raptors eating you,
Now its ate me too.
One day I was breeding raptors and the baby hatched! I was a proud mother ( even though Iβm a man ). Anyways I was watching g the little baby walking and I lived on a cliff... So I was watching and I punched it and IT WAS HEADING TO THE CLIFF. As the concerned mother I was I ran to get it but I could t stop the little thing! IT FELL OFF THE CLIFF so I got my bird and flew down so see if itβs dead... yup. One like one flower for speedy β€οΈπ
βClever girlβ.
Caveman grab bola. Caveman bola raptor. Caveman use tranq arrows on raptor. Caveman shove meat up raptor butt. Caveman wait. Caveman has friend for life who will literally die for him/her
You dont have to run faster than the raptor.. You just have to run faster than your friend
Tamed a level 100 and leveled him up to 180. Me and my raptor ran around the beaches where i lived and clapped a bunch of noobs. Me and my raptor be apouncin. Sadly, some dirty democrat broke into my house and killed my raptor. Up if you want raptor racial equality.